Ad Spoofs: Shaving Clubs

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Here’s how it works

Delivery: For a buck a month, we’ll imprint a sophomoric saying onto a flimsy cardboard box, stuff it with a few shaving items, leave it on your doorstep, ring your doorbell and run.

Lifetime Commitment: We keep sending them whether you like it or not. Just try and cancel…we dare you!


Get our starter kit

Cardboard box

crumpled cardboard box with Penny-pinchers logo

Rusty razor

Rusty Razor Head

Coupon for free tetanus shot

Free Tetanus Shot Coupon

Pouch of 100 pre-torn toilet paper bits to cover your nicks and cuts

Pouch of toilet paper bits


Three Reasons to Try Penny-Pinchers Shave Club

outlined graphic of money bills

Save money – You’ll pay dollar store prices, for dollar store quality.

outlined graphic of Earth

Help the environment – All of our blades are recycled. We use only blades scoured from the finest garbage cans and dumpsters.


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Join an exclusive group of other enthusiasts who care enough about shaving to join a club.


Check out our innovative razors

The Deuce

The Deuce double-headed razor

It took us decades of years of research to design this two-headed razor with double the life and double the danger of single-headed razors.


The Terminator

The Terminator razor with built-in retractable styptic pencil

Includes a built-in, retractable styptic pencil to stop the bleeding from all those cuts you’ll get on our quality blades.


The Bump Buster

Bump Buster Razor with built-in shock absorber

Built-in shock absorber for smoother sailing over warts, pimples, and razor bumps.


The Two Footer

The Two Footer razor with telescoping handle

Revolutionary 24-inch telescoping handle. Great for back hair and other hard to reach places.


Join Penny-Pinchers Shave Club today!



  1. Misty Ellison
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    This is great! I’m not sure which wonderful razor to order……perhaps the Two-Footer!

  2. Narinda Puri
    | Permalink

    Where’s bowl of gin?

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